Thread: Things your wife has said to you that any cuck would love to hear

In the car my wife looks down at her skirt, points out a fresh stain and says 'I dont know who's cum this is'

"I need more."

(When asking me if it would be okay for her to start dating guys.)

I once asked my wife if she got to choose her sex partner each time she fucked how often I would get to have her versus her boyfriend. Her answer..."I would want to have him in me at least three or four times before fucking you each time...you understand right honey?"...this was her being nice...lol...I am guessing it would have been even less.

My wife leaves her panties in the bathroom after she is back from work. She wears nothing at the bottom, and i sneak inside the bathroom to smell her panties. I always smell cum in her panties.

"He's sooo driven!"

"You're a loser when it comes to sex."

"I love you for other reasons."

"Is it in."

"Does it get bigger..."

(my first wife, who was then my girlfriend, asked me this the first time we had sex)

He fucks me better than you do.

He shoots his load deeper into my womb than you can!

We don't need you now go away and have a wank!

You can't have me your only a wanker!

He is the best lover I have ever had!

we could really use a MAN around the house.....

Living in Florida I almost never wear pants any more and almost always have a pair of shorts on. I said something to my wife about how I didn't like pants because they are uncomfortable and that I like wearing shorts.

Her sarcastic reply was something like: "I thought you liked wearing skirts."

She really got me with that one, but actually she's right. I just wish I could wear skirts more often.

You know I want a black baby right? <waits for me to shake my head or acknowledge yes> You know I'm going to have a black baby right? <waits for a yes> Tell me what you want me to do!?!?!?

If I say anything other than "I want you to have a black baby" she says noooo, tell me what you really want!? Even sometimes if I seem to say it too quick and easily, she forces me to elaborate. Like... "Yeah, and what's going to happen when I have the baby?" and makes me explain the humiliation I will endure.