Tonight while I was giving my wife a footrub she told me she's going out tomorrow morning with one of her girlfriends to meet a couple guys for coffee. I asked who. I kind of know who they are. She said, "I know going out is not really your thing, so I don't expect you'll want to go. I just thought I should make the offer." And I felt, like, gee, thanks for the offer. Then she said, "You can get up early and get a start on the house cleaning. You have a lot to do tomorrow." So the question is: do I go and play the fifth wheel and watch my wife enjoy a fun morning with the guys in the coffee shop? Or do I stay home, clean the house, and fantasize about the coffee shop?